Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Dos Equis Man vs Chuck Norris?

Hi Everyone,

New Vikki’s musings is here. I know it has been awhile but I am back with a vengeance. I asked the question and stumped one of my friends. Who would win in a match of awesomeness Dos Equis vs Chuck Norris?

First we have Dos Equis Man. Here are some things to consider about this most interesting man.

Famous Dos Equis Quotes:

  • Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
  • If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
  • Once sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
  • When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
  • His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
  • Even his enemies list him as an emergency contact.
  • He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

Now in this corner we have the infamous Chuck Norris. Here are some details about him to consider.

Famous Chuck Norris Quotes:

  • When Chuck Norris is in Rome, the Romans do as Chuck Norris
  • There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
  • Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic.
  • When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
  • Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
  • Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
  • Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
Okay now you have a list of the Dos Equis Man vs Chuck Norris qualities. Who do you think will win? It is hard and I thought about this for some time and I still have no idea.  Take the poll below and lets see who wins. The poll can only be viewed on a PC. Vote! 

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